Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Life is Like a Box of Chocolates
The other morning I could hear the two "big boys" talking while they were getting ready for school and this is what I hear:
Reed: "Do you think it would stink to get shot in the foot?"
Kraig: (sarcastically) "Uhhh...YEAH!!!"
Reed: "What if you got shot in the foot by a 50 caliber sniper rifle?" (how do they know about this stuff?)
Kraig: "You wouldn't have a foot anymore."
Reed: "Well, I guess the Doctors would have to glue it back on.....or you could get a Lieutenant Dan leg."
So there you have it....if you need to know anything about anything all you need to do is watch Forrest Gump (so many times that you can quote it line for line.) "Stupid is, as stupid does."